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Will it Mochi?
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Welcome, fellow pet parent, to the most important research of our time.
You know how it goes: You adopt a cat named, say, “Mittens.” But somehow, three months later, you’re calling them “Fluffernutter,” “Stinky Baby,” “Professor Whiskers,” or making incomprehensible sounds that roughly translate to “my precious little garbage goblin.” It’s a universal pet owner experience—the mysterious multiplication of names that happens when you love something small and fuzzy.
Inspired by the legendary “Will It Blend?” series (but with significantly less destruction and more cuddles), we present our rigorous scientific methodology: Will It Mochi? Each potential nickname for our beloved feline subject undergoes extensive testing through our patented rating systems, complete with artistic renderings and haiku documentation.
As you flip through our findings, we invite you to conduct your own parallel research. Does your dog answer to “Professor Biscuits”? Have you ever called your hamster “The Chairman”? When did your goldfish become “Steve McQueen, Destroyer of Plants”?
Take notes. Compare results. Most importantly, give your pet an extra treat and tell them they are a good.
For science.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To keep your treasures looking as sleek and pristine as a well-groomed cat, we suggest pampering them with the gentle touch they deserve. Just as our feline friends instinctively know how to care for themselves, following simple rituals—like tender cleaning and cozy storage—will ensure your favorites maintain their graceful allure for countless seasons. We invite you to consult the care guide that accompanies each piece, lovingly crafted to help your purchase remain as magnificent and enduring as a cat's timeless elegance.
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Each item is made to order for you. We aspire to bring sustainable practices to our smol business, caring for both our community of cat and cannabis lovers and the planet we all share.